FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
tell me about the fingering
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