And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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