plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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