Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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