Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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