before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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