had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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