What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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