I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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