Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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