So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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