I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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