Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My vagina just recognized that song.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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