Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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