their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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