i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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