dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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