i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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