Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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