are you so shy because you have an std?
and she was petting her beer can
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
