I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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