playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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