clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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