Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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