Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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