"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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