why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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