I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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