Betty ford says i'm here all night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
