3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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