Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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