i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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