i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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