I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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