Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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