Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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