I wannas sexs uuuuu
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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