Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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