at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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