And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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