I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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