there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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