I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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