Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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