is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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