just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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