Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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