I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I need you to use more vowels.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
