i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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