I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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