I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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