i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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