Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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