Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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