stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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