From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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