He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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